Help with heat...and "other"

[Kracker Jack]

Originally Posted by reh76

Call me old fashioned, but I would go brick and mortar. I'm not trying to tell you how to run your boat, but I would also look into a baby powder dispenser (keep that fresh stripper smell).

PS I've got a friend of a friend who can get baby powder in bulk...save you mucho dinero.

A free standing unit is the most cost effective but would be a maintenance nightmare in a salt enviroment ( I mean look at the effects its had on your Ho pole!!!!). So for long term a brick fire place would be ideal. Get that pole powder coated hot pink to protect it from corrosion.

[Monkey Butler]

Maybe you could use some of the waste heat to boil water and convert your outboard to steam power. It would save you a bunch on gas.

[Blue_Runner]

Monkey - When I'm done, this boat will not even need to leave the dock to have a good time! I am SOOOOO not concerned with the fuel burn. I just want to make this thing as stripper friendly as humanly possible.

What do ya'll think about a vibrating bench seat? Can I get an amen?

[reh76]

This has clearly gotten out of hand.....but, could you section off the forward part of the cuddy and make a VIP room?

[Monkey Butler]

Originally Posted by Blue_Runner

What do ya'll think about a vibrating bench seat? Can I get an amen?

Pull a couple of plug wires off and rev engine to red line.

[Blue_Runner]

Out of hand? HAHA Not yet....

I'm really diggin' your creative thought process bro. I think I'm gonna make the WHOLE cuddy VIP. Mirrors on the walls/cieling. Anti-bacterial hand washing station next to the baby powder dispenser.

How about ........ Go-Pro underwater cam mounted INSIDE the jacuzzi connected to a 40" flat screen in the VIP room. The way I see it, a Very Important Person should have this luxury.

Back to the bench seat - I really need to have it reupholstered anyway so I am now thinking vinyl w/ leopard skin print.

[Blue_Runner]

Originally Posted by Monkey Butler

Pull a couple of plug wires off and rev engine to red line.

While that would no-doubt work, seems to be A TON of trouble to go that route. I sure don't want to have to stop what I'm doing, pull the cowl, pull plug wires, walk back the helm, etc. etc. If we're gonna do this we are gonna do it right. Why not this - when I reupholster the bench seat I will slit the foam and sandwich in 1 or 2 of those adjustable chair massage thingies. Full customized vibration settings. After all, no two strippers are the same (as we all know). If I install 2 then two strippers can each have their own customized settings....kinda like the sleep number bed.

[Monkey Butler]

If your boat didn't have a fishy smell before then it sure will now.

[Blue_Runner]

Better to smell fishy that reek of skunk, agree?

[Kracker Jack]

I have an idea for the hottub, get you a old used life raft case and use the bottom half for the tub. Then run a supply and return to the hottub,you hook an airetor pump up to get the bubble effect. Mount her up on the bow.