Anybody see Phelps GF?

[Destroyer]

Originally Posted by RonL

This one pulled me out of lurking status
The first thing that should be taken off her body is those GOD AWFUL boots.

Let me remind ya'll....."if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, you got to marry an ugly wife"

RonL

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife;
So from my personal point of view, get an ugly woman to marry you".

That may be true, but what if I just want her as a girlfriend?

[RonL]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife;
So from my personal point of view, get an ugly woman to marry you".

That may be true, but what if I just want her as a girlfriend?

I'm too timid and shy to sing the whole song here

Girlfriends are good, but pale in comparison to a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid. (I'm referring to myself here)

[THEFERMANATOR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw

[Destroyer]

Originally Posted by RonL

I'm too timid and shy to sing the whole song here

Girlfriends are good, but pale in comparison to a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid. (I'm referring to myself here)

Don't be, we're not longhairs here.
And yes, I agree that a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid is a rare catch indeed.



I have a theory about the song BTW. I don't believe that an ugly woman or a petty woman is the right chioce. There are more "average" women around and that's the one that you should try for. They know how to cook, so you're not always making reservations, and you're not afraid to take them out in public without a bag over their head. (And since I'm just an average man, it's a perfect match. My average wife and I have been together for over 30 years now).

[RonL]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Don't be, we're not longhairs here.
And yes, I agree that a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid is a rare catch indeed.



I have a theory about the song BTW. I don't believe that an ugly woman or a petty woman is the right chioce. There are more "average" women around and that's the one that you should try for. They know how to cook, so you're not always making reservations, and you're not afraid to take them out in public without a bag over their head. (And since I'm just an average man, it's a perfect match. My average wife and I have been together for over 30 years now).

Your ahead of me by 5 years, but only because my first marriage was a short 20 years and 1 week.

[Destroyer]

Originally Posted by RonL

Your ahead of me by 5 years, but only because my first marriage was a short 20 years and 1 week.

My first wife of 13 years died of lung cancer.

[RonL]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

My first wife of 13 years died of lung cancer.

Sorry to hear that, lost my mom to cancer.
My first wife couldn't bare the shame of having to sell a home rather than lose it in a bad economy, the house sold she left with the money, I took the debt and started over, married the good woman I have today and thank my lucky stars every day that things worked out as they have.

When the kids love and respect the step mom more than the real mom, you know you came out smelling like a rose.

[RonL]

Sorry Blue_Runner, looks like your thread got jacked. I'm done.

You can get back to the pretty girls.