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A husband and wife were watching a documentary about an African tribe that tied rocks to their 'junk" and stretched them to lengths up to 15-16 inches. Later the wife asked the husband if he would give it a try and he agreed. A few days pass and the wife inquires.
W - hows it going? H - good, I'm half way there. W - wow! your at 8 inches? H - no, but it's turned black.
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03-02-2012, 09:33 AM
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Subject: Investment tips for 2012
For those of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2012: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally.... 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God)  Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless.
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03-02-2012, 12:05 PM
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In an otherwise quiet classroom, suddenly Johnnie says, Hotta Mitey!! Teacher says, Be quiet, Johnnie...Later and a little louder, once again, Johnnie says Hotta Mitey!!...One more outburst and you'll go to the principal...In a few minutes Johnnie this time shouts, Hotta Mitey!!...Teacher jerks him up, hauls him to the office and tells him to explain himself to the principal...
Well walkin' to school this morning I saw two rabbits doin' it, then saw two pigs doin' it, then two ponies doin' it...so in class I got to thinkin' if I had a wanger like that pony, nuts like that hog and could GO like that bunny...and the TEACHER jumps up and shouts HOTTA MITEY!!...
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Last edited by reelapeelin; 03-02-2012 at 12:30 PM.
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03-03-2012, 04:57 PM
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Dolly Parton investing in two grocery store chains, Piggly Wiggly and Harris Teeter. The new company...Wiggly Teeters.
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*************************************** Stay Safe!  Sold - 1984 V-20 Cuddy with a 2003 Johnson 140 hp gas sippin 4-stroke. 1995 Ranger 250C with a 2015 Suzuki 300 hp 4-stroke.
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