Different Ways...

[garagenc]

[QUOTE=reelapeelin;185222]

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.

Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'

Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'

Mr. Krinkle says he probably did but he doesn't remember any names.

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[phatdaddy]

elderly lady's husband passed away and she was making arrangments with the funeral director. he asked if she would like to write the obituary. she composed a very lengthy and flowing account of her husband's life and gave it to the funeral director. he looked it over and told her that would be $275.00. she was shocked by the price and asked why so much. he explained that they charged by the word and she could re-write it if she wanted to. the next one said "Bill is dead" he then explained they had a 6 word minumum, she thought a minute and wrote "Bill is dead, truck for sale"