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Politically Incorrect Jokes
(Don't jump all over me.. these are politically incorrect jokes... not meant to offend. If you find them offensive you need to look around, because you've lost your sense of humor somewhere and need to find it again).
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar. Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong . Q . What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment. Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A. Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A. In the southern zoo, the description of the animal comes with a recipe. Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!' Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States. Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale ?? A. A northern fairytale begins, ..'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t.'
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God)  Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless. Last edited by Destroyer; 08-08-2011 at 08:48 AM. 
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08-08-2011, 01:30 PM
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  ...LOL!!Didja hear about the two bald-headed polacks that put their heads together and made an a$$ of themselves??... Or the two gay judges?...they TRIED each other...
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'74 V-20/ BF 150 '95 V-21/ BF 150 '84 V-20/ 200 2.4 Merc '87 V-20/'18 F150 Yamaha 
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08-08-2011, 02:08 PM
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Guess the gates are open.......
What did Daniel Boone say to Davy Crockett when they peered over the wall at the Alamo???????? Where the hell did all these landscapers come from?!?!?!?! Couple o' one-liners: Horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face???? What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk 'em and pitch to the Rhino. If the Dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love? The Swallow How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw What do a Walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal
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- The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but obtainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. Lucky Jack - .......The Surprise is not old; no one would call her old. She has a bluff bow, lovely lines. She's a fine seaboat: weatherly, stiff and fast, very fast, if she's well handled. No, she's not old; she's in her prime. 85' Wellcraft 20 Fisherman "Guale Girl" 1979 Alumnacraft 14 - STILL got holes in it 2006 WS Tarpon160f - "Mudd Butt"
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08-08-2011, 08:04 PM
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"John Kerry walks into a bar.... 
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08-08-2011, 08:33 PM
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lol
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08-09-2011, 05:23 AM
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......"walk him and pitch to the Rhino"......
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08-09-2011, 08:24 AM
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Why Mexicans don't cook out...the beans keep falling thru the grill...
Italian Wedding Invitation , 2 D Wedding Rosa Mr . What do you call a boatload of politicians sunk in the middle of the ocean? A good start
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'74 V-20/ BF 150 '95 V-21/ BF 150 '84 V-20/ 200 2.4 Merc '87 V-20/'18 F150 Yamaha
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08-09-2011, 10:51 AM
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Here's my contribution
Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Hearing their exchange, the pilot of the plane said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy."!! If you're one of 256 million, pass this on..
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1973 Wellcraft V20 w/1988 Evinrude 120hp 1978 ProLine 20ft w/19?? Evinrude 150hp
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08-09-2011, 02:16 PM
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guess I'll be the first one to venture down this road.........
Colored Folks, as told from a black man When U Black, U Black. When I was born, I was BLACK , When I grew up, I was BLACK , When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK , When I was scared, I was BLACK , When I was sick, I was BLACK , And when I die, I'll still be BLACK , NOW, You 'white' folks.... When you're born, you're PINK, When you grow-up, you're WHITE , When you go in the sun, you get RED, When you're cold, you turn BLUE, When you're scared, you're YELLOW, When you get sick, you're GREEN When you bruise, you turn PURPLE , And when you die, you look GRAY. So who y'all be callin' COLORED Folks?
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- The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but obtainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. Lucky Jack - .......The Surprise is not old; no one would call her old. She has a bluff bow, lovely lines. She's a fine seaboat: weatherly, stiff and fast, very fast, if she's well handled. No, she's not old; she's in her prime. 85' Wellcraft 20 Fisherman "Guale Girl" 1979 Alumnacraft 14 - STILL got holes in it 2006 WS Tarpon160f - "Mudd Butt"
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