Politically Incorrect Jokes

[reelapeelin]

Why Mexicans don't cook out...the beans keep falling thru the grill...

Italian Wedding Invitation , 2 D Wedding Rosa Mr .

What do you call a boatload of politicians sunk in the middle of the ocean?
A good start

[Hedge]

Here's my contribution

Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Hearing their exchange, the pilot of the plane said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy."!! If you're one of 256 million, pass this on..

[ssiredfish]

guess I'll be the first one to venture down this road.........

Colored Folks, as told from a black man

When U Black, U Black.
When I was born,
I was BLACK ,
When I grew up,
I was BLACK ,
When I went in the sun,
I stayed BLACK,
When I got cold,
I was BLACK ,
When I was scared,
I was BLACK ,
When I was sick,
I was BLACK ,
And when I die,
I'll still be BLACK ,


NOW, You 'white' folks....
When you're born,
you're PINK,
When you grow-up,
you're WHITE ,
When you go in the sun, you get RED,
When you're cold,
you turn BLUE,
When you're scared,
you're YELLOW,
When you get sick,
you're GREEN
When you bruise,
you turn PURPLE ,
And when you die,
you look GRAY.

So who y'all be callin'
COLORED Folks?