Getting Rid of Neighborhood Drug Dealers

[macojoe]

I watched a few deals go done over there myself today, He has his work cut out for him and will need the help of the neighbors!
I also told him to make sure they see him watching!! He shows any yellow he is all done before he starts!! They were seeing me today, even walked over there spot and looked around and i know they seen me.

[spareparts]

security cameras(even fake ones) and motion activated spot lights can do a lot of good. It gives the impresion that you are watching, even if you aren't there. Kinda like MJ's eye.

[bradford]

I'm with Tsubaki. Put MJ and CB out front on the driveway in a couple of plastic lawn chairs and a kiddie pool full of beer. Stay up till about 10am every nite. Sit in the garage and clean your guns with Metallica blasting (preferably Master of Puppets or the ...And Justice for All albums, better yet play Megadeth!). Wear camo. Fly a Jolly Roger. Empty a few clips of blanks at random every couple of months. Put a half hog on the smoker. Invite your cop friends over but have them show up with lights flashing to give the impression you are into bigger and worse stuff than they are.

[reelapeelin]

There's SOMEBODY in the police dept who can help you clean it up...apparently the one's who laughed aren't the one's but keep looking...if deals are going down in view of your house, take pictures and pass them along to the police..bring them evidence and document happenings and then they can't ignore it...

[Blue_Runner]

Pro tip: Just invite Willy and Randleman over. They weed out the perps.

[Stillrunning]

Don't just have a pig cooking. First go get a live big and invite over 20 or 30 rednecks with big trucks and rebel flags flying. Then get a bat and kill the pig your self in the front yard as all the red necks yell "Yee Ha get that pig". Then string the pig up in the front yard and cut it open but you have to really sell the fact that you and your guess are getting a kick out of what your doing. Then cook the pig out front and then invite a few police to stop by while on their shift for some free BBQ to thank them for all their hard work.

[spareparts]

sounds like a party at BS's. I'll bring some sauce and a couple 100 rounds of ammo

[garagenc]

Do what I did, I had a old junk car brought in and in broad daylight I started setting explosive charges on it. One came over and asked what I was doing and I told him when or if anything happens to me or my property I'll just have to hit this red button (on a remote) and this whole area will demolished. He said that will get you too, I said yea but if I think I'm going I'm taking the rest of you bastards with me. (took propane bottles and set them inside the car so they could see them, took little boxes with blinking red lights on them so they thought the charges were real,). They called the cops on me and when they came out I told them what I was doing and they laughed and said we wont tell but it may backfire but I said I'll take my chances. Evey time I went outside I took that remote and carried it so everyone could see it.

[Vic]

Spend a couple hundred bucks on drinks, ribs, slaw, and beans. Invite the Cops over for BBQ. Help some Cops out they will help you out. Do it all day and into the evening. So you can have the whole force come by when they can. Just an Idea.

[spareparts]

I think Vic may have the best idea, nothing like showing some appreciation to the local law. Although some one chasing a hog with a bat while everyone yelling "kill it!!!! Hit it in the head!!" just sounds like fun.