Rye Bread

[reelapeelin]

The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and
asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every
day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have
great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed
any help.

He said "Do you have any rye bread ?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would
you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you
get to the third loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it. Everybody knows
about this sh-t but me."