* embarassing doctors exams

[Blue_Runner]

Reel, only you man....only you!

I had to have a barium [sp] enema one time and two ladies administered it. What a trip to have to roll onto your side in broad daylight so a couple of hens can shove something up your arse!! I don't know how many of you have had to have this done but they pumped my bowels full of stuff that looks like white paint (high gloss), then I have to roll around on an x-ray table while doc and the two hens do some scans. Imagine the worst chit pains you've ever had in your life, then multiply by 2. Here I am, a foreign object jammed in my butt, belly full of paint, doc and hens are telling me, "just hold it, hold it, almost done."

Here's the best part - so like I said, worse chit pains of my life x 2 but you also know the satisfaction that comes with dumping that mess out right? So they put the enema bag on the floor and hen #1 hits the release button and you should have seen the smile on my face. Priceless.

[Mac_Attack]

Blue, too much info!, but funny. Billy Mac

[Blue_Runner]

Sorry Mac, that was a little graphic

...........but relevant for the subject!!