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MJ, CB, Lumberslinger and Charlie the Tuna went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:
MJ: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend." CB: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'd build her a new deck for the pool." Lumber: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her." They continued to fish, until they realized the Tuna had not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" CTT: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing, or Sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater." 
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09-23-2008, 11:55 AM
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I was expecting hear something along the lines of he's so handsome she would let him do anything he wants.
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09-23-2008, 11:58 AM
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That's a good line right there, I'll be fishing a lot more in the future.
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