Would you Remarry

[Mulv80]

I saw this on the Barn and got a kick out of it.

WOULD YOU REMARRY??


A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks THE question.....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"


HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"


HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"


HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."



WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)


HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)


WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."



WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"


HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"


HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WI FE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"


HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would you give her my ***elry?"


HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."


WIFE: "Would you take her fishing with you?"


HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."


WIFE: "Would she use my reels ?"


HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."



WIFE: ----- silence ------

[lumberslinger178]

[lumberslinger178]

I asked my wife if its ok for me to bring a date to her funeral.

[lumberslinger178]

just so you guys know thats a joke ....... shes got a great sense of humor.

she knows i would wait at least a couple days

[macojoe]

I never got married the first time!! Let alone the doing it a 2nd time!
I have been happily unmarried for 27 years!

[C YENSEN]

LMFAO