A few jokes to help pass the day

[THEFERMANATOR]

Alright, since I have seen some jokes floating around I will chip in.

3 DUCKS
So these three ducks walk into a bar and take a seat. The bartender approaches the first duck and hands him a beer,

BARTENDER: "Never seen you in here before, whats your name? Hows the day been treating ya?"

1ST DUCK: "Well my name in Huey....Couldn't ask for better, sun shining all day, in and out of puddles. It really has been a great day to tell ya the truth"

BARTENDER: "Well thats good to hear, how about you (as he approches the 2nd duck with a beer), What about you....what your name and how has the day been treating you?

2ND DUCK: "Well my name is Duey, same scenario....sun shining all day long, in and out of puddles, its just been a really good day...can't complain.

BARTENDER: "Well thats good to hear. How about you...whats your name and how has your day been? (as he approaches the third duck)

3RD DUCK: "Well my name is puddles"