"Crappy" end to the week

[bradford]

Thats funny! Everyones had a story or two come along like that. My dog always takes a dump before he gets on the boat, knowing he won't be able to go for a while. Last time he took one right on the dock at the boat ramp RIGHT NEXT to this black guy crabbing!

[charlie_the_tuna]

i just walked in from work and think i can beat.

last train home, 10 minutes from the house, pullin into a station and theres what appears to ba a naked dude running full tilt on the 3rd rail protection board.
towards the train. we stop and call for the train coming in the opposite direction to stop.
i climb down and this naked dude is crawling under my train from front to back.
the conductor in the other train comes down and now naked dude starts crawling out from under the train but i mean crawling over 3rd rail, which hasnt been lifted yet.
now we start trying to pull naked dude out and he starts wrestling with us while dangerously close to 3rd rail.
and naked dude was on something because he didnt care and he was stronger than sh!t.
so now i figure that we are all gonna fry when naked dude bolts up the opposite platform and starts attacking the other train.
at this point the 1st officer arrives on scene and naked dude starts to go for the officers gun. now i jump on naked dude while my buddy from the other train opens the train door and we shove naked dude into the train and onto the seat.
now more officers show and i have to get back to my train to make sure all is well over there. finally they strapped naked dude to a gurney, restore 3rd rail power and we are on our merry way.
now every jackass on the train wants to know why we are so late and its not bad enough that i have a train full of friday night drunken a$$holes but their biggest problem now is "im going to be home 27 minutes late".
im like a naked dude almost just died under the train you were sitting on and this is all about you.
i hate people.
well my heart is still racing and i'll most likely be up all night but i really feel bad for anybody who got home 27 minutes late.


PEOPLE SUCK!!!!!!!


they PHUKKING SUCK!!!!!!!

[bradford]

Good one Charlie!

Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once:

"Slowly losing faith in the human race.... One person at a time!"

[charlie_the_tuna]

bradford, i have long since lost faith.
i deal with 2,000 of these animals on a daily basis.
you cant imagine the utter stupidity.
i dont know how some of these idiots tie their shoes in the morning.

[reelapeelin]

Bottom line is if ya love dogs and take 'em w/you as I do, sooner or later there's gonna be a cleanup...I've had Labs puke between the car seats and Jack Russells crap in the boat...I'll still take 'em w/ me all I can...no matter what they do, it's still better than most crap ya have to put up with from people...

[EngstromNK]

I forgot about one time I had my boss's dog in the van with me and Cody. Both dogs had been running around while I worked and had been in and out of the bay.

On the ride home Beuford comes walking up to me between the front seats and proceeded to projectile vomit onto the dashboard. It went down the vents onto the radio down the cup holder, etc. My cell phone was sitting in the ash tray when this happened and got fried. The puke was all dried crab parts and salt water that came out of the dog.

Even with shampooing it took a year for that smell to leave the van.