Smokin

[macojoe]

Gee only 18 min, and one comment, I was going for so much more mayhem!!

[tsubaki]

Quote Lewis Grizzard:
"I resent that allegation, as a matter of fact I resent the alligator".

[bradford]

Originally Posted by tsubaki

Quote Lewis Grizzard:
"I resent that allegation, as a matter of fact I resent the alligator".

Another Grizzard quote:
"I ain't votin' for no man that can't tell the difference between a steamboat whistle, and a cow with a bugle in it's butt!"

[Blue_Runner]

Dam Hillbillies, they will make anything no matter how stupid it looks!!

Dad gum northerners...how would you cook if you didn't have your electric ovens?

[tsubaki]

"It's ok, move down here, breath our air, eat our food, marry our women, all we ask is that you don't tell us how you used to do it up north".

[THEFERMANATOR]

Originally Posted by tsubaki

"It's ok, move down here, breath our air, eat our food, marry our women, all we ask is that you don't tell us how you used to do it up north".

I got a little different motto for the migratory northerners, seen it on a bumper sticker before.

"Welcome to the south, now leave your daughter and go home"

No offense meant to any of the northereners here. Except maybe MJ with that dag gum hillbilly comment, I represent that.

[tsubaki]

“There is a great chasm of misunderstanding between the people that are from the north and people from the south.
I believe what it all boils down to is language.
We think the people up north talk funny and the people up north think that we talk funny, when in fact God talks like we do.
As a matter a fact I think God sounds a lot like Herman Talmadge”.