Where the White Man went wrong...

[THEFERMANATOR]

Originally Posted by Blue_Runner

I'll make the arrowheads...Willy you make the bow and arrows....lumberslinger can carve out the canoes...RB, Willy, and Hammer can be the peace keepers...we ALL will recruit some female talent for our new tribe. We can call ourselves "the V-twindians." I figure we can get all the women we need by riding around in Ferm's pink jeep.

I doubt that will work, it aint gotten me ANY!

[Blue_Runner]

You are right Ferm...It will be difficult. The old saying does still ring true in this case, "they don't make em like they used to." But with the help of "Pinky" I think we stand a much better chance. Plus if we elect Willy our tribal leader our odds of getting women go up another 300%.

[willy]

Where we do we set up this brothel, I mean country of ours

[willy]

And women are no problem brothers, we just do what the indians did, we pillage and plunder, I say we go after the liberal tribes first, they are wusses and afraid of their own shadows, plus they have some hot women that we can straighten out real quick. Besides all the conservative tribes will be armed and dangerous to screw with

[Blue_Runner]

Willy, I'm sure you know this too but that is why women had long hair in prehistoric times. Just so the men could drag them back to camp by thier hair. First you sweet talk them into getting close and then go for the hair

[willy]

I just throw them over my shoulder and smack their little arses if they act up, has worked for me for years

[THEFERMANATOR]

Like so.