Southerners

as a chartered member of the sons of confederate veterans, and a proud southerner, i have to be honest.

1.couldnt agree more. but, that crap started down south. remember, this is where all the nazis are.

2.i was gonna buy a cowboy hat once but, i couldnt tell wich side was the front

3. i wish i could afford a cadilac. a black one like johny cash drove

4. i dont too much care for the smell of cow poo. aint going nowhere, been here all my life.

5.if you would enslave some of these wanna be wangster/wiggers, you wouldnt need that expensive equipment. and then they might pull thier pants up and open doors for the ladies

6. aahhh, the good ole days

7. one handed. well, i aint puttin my beer down fer nuthin

8. crayfish taste better with beer than cavier

9.he!! yeah!

10.dam straight!

11.men eat like men, no matter from where they hale

12. dont ferget the beer!

13. "we make our own whiskey and our own smoke too" hank williams jr. we grow the best. and the most. he!! 30 percent of the countries supply comes from rite here in MS. and i heard that they call crystal meth 'country coke' now a'days

14. dont watch iether. more into hot rod tv and bill dance outdoors

15. most golf courses down here are built on land fills or toxic waste dumps. the well manicured grounds prevent erosion. i wouldnt recomend eating the fish in those ponds

16.i went to L.S.U. man did we drink a lot of beer!

17.proud of that fact, but i myself, fought for this country as a whole

18. unless its garth brooks or big-n-rich. 'we make a lot of noise, cause the girls they are so pretty'

19. we can say what we want about ourselves but, if'n y'all yanks start some crap we'll stomp a mud hole in yer a$$ qwiker than you can say rattlemoccasin