Ghost Sex

[reelapeelin]

GHOST SEX

A professor at University of Arkansas was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many
people here believe in Ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out
of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have
seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have
any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says "Son, in all the years I've been giving this
lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the
room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have
sex with a ghost?"

Bubba replied, "$hiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said
"Goats."