Jokes

[reelapeelin]

A farmer had a horse and the horse had a problem with
crying. The farmer couldn`t get the horse to stop crying. One day
the farmer decides to place an ad in the local paper. The ad
read " Wanted - someone with a way with animals. Will pay $100.00 for
anyone that can make my horse stop crying.

The very first day that the ad ran the farmer recieved
a response. A young man showed up to the farmers house. The young
man took the horse behind the barn, a few minutes later the horse and
the young man return and the horse is laughing hysterically. The
farmer pays the young man and he, the young man ad the horse go on
about their
business, the horse laughing all the while.

A few weeks go by and horse is still laughing hysterically the farmer
decides that he would rather put up with the horse crying. He places

another ad this time the price is $200.00 for anyone that could that
get the horse to stop laughing. The same young man responds.
Again, he and the horse go behind the barn and moments later return.
The horse is crying worse than the first time. The farmer is delighted

that horse is no longer laughing and pays the young man. As the
young man starts to leave, the farmer asks him "What is your secret?
You made my horse stop crying and start laughing. Then, you made him
stop laughing and start crying. How did you do that?" The young man
replied, "It was easy.
The first time, I took him behind the barn and told
him I had one bigger than his. The second time I showed him"
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