A journal entry.........

yeah stink, i hear you speak of these 'genuine' people and the kindness and affection they have shown you. and i cant help but wonder, what would they say if they saw ur bow shooting video? i bet that sweet old lady would beat you with a frying pan!
then again, this is alabama we're talkin about here. old mr. brown mighta invented the camo thong! maybe stink wasn't dropped on his head as a child. maybe he is not a freak of nature. stinky, perhaps, is but one of many. a tribe of wrinkled old men and young psychotic freaks who stalk the woods of south alabama... THE THONG CLAN!
now, us mississippi boys, we aintscared of sheet! but, we know that some places in al, well, we just aint there after the sun goes down. a few have tried and, well... they'll never walk the same. the hills have eyes bruddah, the hills have eyes!