Last week one afternoon Id been in and out of the bathroom pretty good. I thought all had cleared so I hopped in the tub to wash off the filth from the previous fought war. I was relaxing and let out a poot in the tub. Now I know why squid use this method for defense. If one of yall had been sneaking up on me in a pool youd have gotten lost and Id have escaped.
The real delight came when I called to tell my buddy Josh and found out Julie his wife was was with him in the truck on speaker phone. One of my proudest moments.