Four on a train

[jasoncooperpcola]

Sitting together on a train were Pres. Obama, George W. Bush,

a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later

There is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel,

Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the

Blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried

To grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled

The old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark.

She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,

So I can slap the **** out of Obama again!!
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