What deep thinkers men are...

[CaptJ]

What deep thinkers men are...


I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and
had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated
some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful
than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.


Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking,
I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know,
I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer.