Help with heat...and "other"

[Blue_Runner]

Kracker, don't think your ideas have not been heard. Your brilliant imagination has been noted. The A/C unit is not something I'd thought of.....yet.

BarnegetV - true on the friction. I'm already thinking I'll need to plumb a de-humidifier in the VIP lounge to keep a check on the mold.

Bradford - I hear what you are saying but I think it is a little excessive considering the human nose can adjust to any smell within 10 seconds. Plus that is what the baby powder is for. Also I thouroughly vet my strippers before boarding. I have a questionairre consisting of 25 questions designed to weed out just such a stripper that might even consider any sort of resistence.

Now guys, I think it is the appropriate time to think of a new name for my vessle. Here's some thoughts I'm batting around in my head. I'm open for suggestions.

Pink Girl
Stripteaser
P*ssy Riot
Wet Dream