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Originally Posted by lumberslinger178

As Hurricane Irene prepares to batter the East Coast, federal disaster officials warn that Internet outages could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years. Residents are bracing themselves for the horror of awkward silences and unwanted eye contact. FEMA advises: “Be prepared. Write down possible topics to talk about in advance. Sports...the weather. Remember, a conversation is basically a series of Facebook updates strung together.”

Suggest these people gather in boats at Tice's Shoal w/plenty of cold beer as it is quite condusive to fun and jockularity w/others...




Worked for me!!...