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Blonde Puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says: "Please come over and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks: "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" She replies: "According to the box, it's a tiger" Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has spread the puzzle over the kitchen table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,"First, no matter what we do we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." Then he takes her hand and says,"second, I want you to sit and relax and have a nice cup of tea, and then",.... he sighed................."Lets put all the Frosted Flakes back into the box".
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God)  Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless. 
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