Irish sausage

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IRISH SAUSAGE
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> Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
> between them,
> they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
>
> Murphy said "hang on, I have an idea."
>
> He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large
> sausage.
>
> Shamus said "are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!"
>
> Murphy replied, "don't worry - just follow me."
>
> He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
> of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
>
> Shamus said "now you've lost it...
> do you know how much trouble we will be in?
> We haven't got any money!!"
>
> Murphy replied, with a smile...
> "don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"
>
> They downed their Drinks.
> Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper
> and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth..."
>
> The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw 'em out.
>
> They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for
> free.
>
> At the tenth pub Shamus said...
> "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this
> I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!"
>
> Murphy said...
> "How do you think I feel ??
> I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in."
>