How long will you Live?

[Skools Out]

After an exhaustive review of the
research literature,
here's the final word on nutrition
and health:

1.
Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.

2. Mexicans
eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.


3. Chinese drink very
little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.


4. Italians drink
excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.

5. Germans
drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us.


CONCLUSION:


Eat and drink what you
like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


But don't worry, your Government is
trying to correct this problem.