My Grandmother's advice

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She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. 'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft Irish voice. "Makes your weiner look bigger."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?