Gotta Pee

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> > >> > > GOTTA PEE
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> > >> > >Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
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> > >> > >Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
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> > >> > >They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
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> > >> > >Breezers.
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> > >> > >Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
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> > >> > >Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
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> > >> > >One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
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> > >> > >She would take off her panties and use them.
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> > >> > >Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
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> > >> > >Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
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> > >> > >She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
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> > >> > >That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
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> > >> > >Proceeded to wipe with that.
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> > >> > >After the girls did their business they proceeded to
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> > >> > >Go home.
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> > >> > >The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
> > >> > >That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung
>over,
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> > >> > >so he phoned the other husband and said:
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> > >> > >'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the
> > >> > >worst.
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> > >> > >My wife came home with no panties!!'
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> > >> > >'That's nothing' said the other husband,
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> > >> > >'Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that
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> > >> > >Said..
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> > >> > >'From all of us at the Fire Station.
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> > >> > >We'll never forget you.''