Cheese Grits

[tsubaki]

There ain't no such thing as a "grit".
Grits are always plural, you can't find just one, as hard as you try.
Beer or fish is singular and plural, no such thing as "beers" or "fishes".
(quote Lewis Grizzard)
What it all boils down to is a language barrier.
Yankee's think we talk funny, when in fact God talks like we do.
As a matter a fact God probably sounds a lot like Herman Talmadge.