Old farts always win.

[THEFERMANATOR]

STUD ROOSTER




A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new
stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster
struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot
handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done
to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens
over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins
gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken
coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't
stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will
give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds
later the young rooster takes off running after him.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the
young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and
gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in
his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the
roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking
and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his
shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to
bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit.....third gay rooster I bought this month."


Moral of this story? ....


Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom,
and a little treachery will always overcome youth
and arrogance!