Highland hospitality

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A commercial traveler was driving through the Scottish Highlands when his car broke down.

There was a cottage nearby, so he went up to it and knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal a burly Highlander.

"My car has broken down," said the traveler. "Do you know where I can spend the night?"

"Why, right here, of course!" said the Scot. "Come in and avail yourself of our world-famous hospitality." The traveler entered the humble but cozy residence.

"Jeannie!" shouted the host in the direction of the kitchen, and in response to his call, his beautiful daughter appeared. "Jeannie, make a meal for the gentleman and remember to uphold our great tradition of Highland hospitality."

The traveler soon was feasting on an appetizing meal; the girl indeed had spared no effort to extend Highland hospitality to the guest.

"And now," said the Highlander, "I'm afraid I must go out and milk the cows, but just make yourself at home and take full advantage of our world-famous Highland hospitality."

No sooner had the door closed behind him than the traveler set about seducing the lovely daughter. In no time at all, he had her on the floor and was on top of her. Suddenly the door opened and there stood the Highlander. He took one look at what was going on and his face turned purple with rage.

He dropped his two buckets of milk with a crash and screamed, "After all I have been saying about Highland hospitality, you do this! Arch your back, woman, and take the poor man's balls off the cold floor!"