5 questions

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THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Qustion 1:

WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES
FOR?

A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Question 2:

WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss,

but 'down under.'

Question 3:

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and

call it a Goodyear.

Question 4:

WHY WERE HURRICANES

NORMALLY NAMED AFTER

WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Question 5:

WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE
MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls

to scratch...

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Question 6:

What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Nominated as the world's best short joke

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked,

'Are these my brains'?

' No, Not yet,' she replied.