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Morning Humor
Medical Distinctions
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." This should clear up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
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Tis better to be quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it!! 1991 V-20 cuddy I/O 350 volvo duo prop, 1998 15ft Grumman 9.9 Johnson  
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02-16-2007, 12:36 PM
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Morning Humor
Medical Distinctions
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." This should clear up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
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Tis better to be quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it!! 1991 V-20 cuddy I/O 350 volvo duo prop, 1998 15ft Grumman 9.9 Johnson
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02-16-2007, 12:41 PM
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Re: Morning Humor
Thass FUNNY AS HEII...LMFAOFF!!... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ...YOU'RE NEXT... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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02-16-2007, 12:41 PM
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Re: Morning Humor
Thass FUNNY AS HEII...LMFAOFF!!... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ...YOU'RE NEXT... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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02-16-2007, 01:13 PM
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Re: Morning Humor
;D ;D ;D ;D
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02-16-2007, 01:13 PM
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Re: Morning Humor
;D ;D ;D ;D
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