Hurry, opportunity of a lifetime!!

[Stinky_Hooker]

LMAO, does anyone else get these emails? I especially lie the ones asking for your bank account # so they can wire the $$ to a "safe" place. ;D


"Dear Friend,

I am contacting you based on trust and i believe you will treat this offer with keen interest and utmost sincerity. My name is MR NASHAT BOTROS ,I leave in Lebanon with my family for over 28 years,although I was born in Egypt where i had my education as well.

Following the recent crises between the Israeli forces and the Hezbollah's militant group in Lebanon, my business has suffered a tremendous set back. I run a currency trading company and money exchange bureau in Beirut. During one of the Israelis air strike in Lebanon, my office building was razed to nothing leaving 13 people dead and over 300 injured.

The reason why i am contacting you is to find out if I can invest my money in your line of business.It has become very necessary for me to diversify my interest in the area of investment. I have in cash the sum of 9 million dollars ,I am searching for a responsible and credible partner who can receive this fund on my behalf and invest it in real estate or another line of business. There is a trusted diplomat who can fly the money to your country with diplomatic tag once we agree. I am presently undergoing treatment in London because we were evacuated to Cyprus,I was flown to London by a doctor,and has advised that i may have to be in hospital for a long time because of my internal injury the Bomb blast caused me even suggesting to seek for another foreign assistance.

I don't know what will happen to me in the next day as my life is at stake all my family has gone during the bomb strike. Please let me know urgently if you can be trusted .From the proceeds of our business you will be entitled to 30%. while 70% will be for me. I am waiting to hear from you as soon as possible to assure me you can assist me and could be trusted .

N/B, Please reply to this email [ [email protected]] .

I await your reply ,

Best regards.
Mr Nashat Botros."

[macojoe]

I have got them before, I just laugh and delete!

[parishht]

If I believed all the e-mails I received,

I would be the richest man on earth with the biggest Pennis and huge b00bs married to a russian girl and a chineese girl.

[Stinky_Hooker]

Too late suckers!!

I already emailed him and sent him my account numbers and credit card numbers!! :D

[Pipe_Dream]

How do you think I got the money for a new engine a couple of years ago?? ;D

[Stinky_Hooker]

;D

[msbhammer]

If I believed that, I would be so rich, I would own all the V-20's in the world and buy off MJ, and I would be the "Great EYE" watching all !!. ;D.

[bradford]

Have I told you guys how to make money in real estate with no money down? ;D ;D

that must be the secret to success, cause hard work and determination sure dont cut it. over 80 hours this week already and i borrowed money today from my mom for diapers! life aint fair. i should just hustle people and get on welfare. every body wants thier checks early tomorow. well, i handing them out at 7 am and i am firing every one of those fukkers! over 4 g's in payroll this week and nothin got done unless i did it.

sry for the hijack stink. you know where i live, why dont ya come over and shoot me in my head so i can get some sleep. just finish these bids for me after, k "bro".

[phatdaddy]

Parrot, thats why i work by myself & for myself. If i'm gonna lose money, i can do that while i fish.