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SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS




In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.


The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it."


The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care and financial reform plans. I can't understand you.


Please speak in English."


The rancher yelled back: "Use both hands."
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