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Got to give him credit for being creative
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please flag with care: [?] miscategorized prohibited spam/overpost best of craigslist the rapture! (pequannock) Date: 2011-05-18, 7:41AM EDT Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?] The rapture is coming on Saturday, right? Well what about all of those possessions you've accumulated in the past? Surely you wouldn't want them to sit and gather dust as you ascend to meet your maker? You're in luck! I've spent the last 23 years sinning. Got a sin? Chances are I've done it! Come Saturday, May 21st, I'll be sitting down here on earth. What does this mean for you? This means that I'll be here to protect all the things you own until October when the world goes ka-boom. Will drive anywhere at anytime to pick up the things you'll be leaving behind, including: a) Video game systems (no Wii, that ****s boring) b) Piles of cash ($10's and $20's, I drive a small car and really don't have the space for all the singles, and especially not for the piles of pennies you old folks are gonna try to give me) c) Any collection of porn (prefer blu-ray, I wanna see the details!) to continue the sinning, just in case this happens again, I don't want to be responsible for your possessions and then leave them un-attended because I didn't sin to the best of my abilites. d) Titles to: Cars, Houses, Boats, Ride-on lawnmowers, the rights to your children (18+ please, I can't afford child support, unless you leave me a nice chunk of money (see bullet point B) e) Pets: Dogs & Rabbits (mostly so I can eat the rabbits though) Any object you want to let me have that isn't listed? E-mail me and we'll discuss it. Happy Rapturing!
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05-19-2011, 02:14 PM
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Alleluia, Alleluia...
 (I knew there was a reason why I haven't uncovered my boat yet.
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God)  Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless.
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05-19-2011, 03:24 PM
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Oh my! well I guess I will be seeing you guys, Ozzie you can have FishBones, The Gspot is going to my brother.
Rob, well my friend you can have my favorite Shimano rod and reel. CB I am sending you a bottle I have been saving for when we get together. Lee, you are getting my stock of plastic wrap and glow sticks. So, see ya, well some of you anyhow.
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05-19-2011, 08:11 PM
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Willy Said:
Lee, you are getting my stock of plastic wrap and glow sticks. So, see ya, well some of you anyhow.[/QUOTE] Plastic wrap, Wesson oil, glo sticks, women I see a night in history in the making 
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05-20-2011, 08:16 AM
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I'll come on up today and bring her home tomorrow...thanks pal!!... 
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