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5 questions
THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Qustion 1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Question 2: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Question 3: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Question 4: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Question 5: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Question 6: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. Nominated as the world's best short joke A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains'? ' No, Not yet,' she replied.
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08-11-2010, 03:23 PM
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LMAO!!!
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08-12-2010, 07:25 AM
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Double LMAO!
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08-13-2010, 12:54 AM
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