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Unread 01-05-2010, 10:13 AM
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Garage's midget joke reminded me of this one....

Guy goes into the doctor because of a terrible stutter....

Do do doc, you you you have to hel hel help me...I've been stu stu stutering all my li li life and I cant ta ta take it any more.

So the doctor does a full examination...

"so so so what's the prog prog prog prognosis"

Well I feel that due to the fact you have an exceptionally large penis the extra weight is putting a strain on your vocal cords and causing you to stutter. We can cut off 4" , still leaving you with more than enough by most standards....if you dont like it we can always surgically re attach afterwards.....

"le le le lets do it" says the stutterer.

2 weeks later the guy comes in for a follow up: "Hey Doc! It worked great! I dont stutter in the slightest bit anymore....I got to tell you though, I am not happy without that extra 4 inches....my girlfriends left me and I'm pretty sure I want it back"

The doctor turns to him and says "no no no fu fu fu cking way!"
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