Black Widow Spider

[parishht]

Living in an old farm house,
I get all kinds of bugs,
but the ones that scare my wife the most
are the big hairy wood spiders.
They are harmless and scared of people,
just get close and they run.
Wife always says kill that turantula.

Anyway here is a pic, they look meaner than they are:

[Stinky_Hooker]

Awe comon Willy, they arent that bad. ::)

You have Jack Daniels, I get bit by 3 or 4 black Widows to get my day goin...be a MAN! ;D


Got a jar of em sittin on my desk right now. 8)

[Blue_Runner]

Yep, I squashed her lil butt and mashed the younguns in the incubating sack too. *I got younguns of my own running around so don't want to take any chances by letting that egg sack mature...prolly hundreds or thousands of them inside *:o

Parish, we have those too...you have to turn yer head when you smash em so the juice won't squirt in your eyes :D

[C YENSEN]

I WOULD HAVE USED A SHOTGUN >:( >:( ;D

[willy]

Stinky that may explain a few things. I'm not squeamish when it comes to bugs snakes or even guys in thongs. But I don't take chances with anything. Especially guys in thongs ;D
Several years back when I was in Montana, where I got my 6x6 Elk with my longbow we were camped way back into the Charles Russell Wilderness Area and we had one big canvass tent and the old style class C camper. The other three guys with me wanted to sleep in the camper and I wanted to be outside in tent. It was so beautiful there listening to the elk bugel and the coyotes yelping etc. But twice when I woke up in the morning I had a scorpion in amongst my bedroll. And at night when I went to bed I had to shake out the biggest brightest marked hourglass backed little biatches you have ever seen.
The place was gorgeous and everything there was big but there were more things that bite there than anything I had ever seen :-/

[Stinky_Hooker]

Thats some awesome "man" stuff right there Willy. I am inspired.


Please excuse me while I go skin a polar bear with a pop sickle stick and fight off ravenous wolves with my bare hands as they make attempts on my life for the remains. 8)

[willy]

I finished my bear up already, you draggin this morning hey bud. ;D

[parishht]

Originally Posted by Stinky_Hooker

Please excuse me while I go skin a polar bear with a pop sickle stick and fight off ravenous wolves with my bare hands as they make attempts on my life for the remains. *8)

Just like McGiver, but don't forget to make new trailer tires out of the
bear intestines and use the bones for a swim platform and ladder. ;) ;) ;D

[Stinky_Hooker]

Good think parish...waste nothing, I must. 8)

[charlie_the_tuna]

i woulda had ta call the old lady to take care of the spider for me.
aint goin near nothin like that, thank you very much,