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Texas Job Interview
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6’ 2’’, and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man’s last interview. The Chief Deputy says: "You’re a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an ‘attitude suitability test’ that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge son." Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" "Great attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
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Tis better to be quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it!! 1991 V-20 cuddy I/O 350 volvo duo prop, 1998 15ft Grumman 9.9 Johnson  
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08-02-2010, 07:32 AM
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Me likes
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GIORGOS/TAKE A KID FISHING 1981 FORMULA F-233 UNDER COMPLETE RESTORATION. 2008 GRADY 336 T/350'S
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08-02-2010, 11:27 AM
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<shakes head>.... Poor rabbit....
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God) Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless.
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08-02-2010, 05:50 PM
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Hey Willie and Randleman
Didn't you guys like my joke??? 
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Tis better to be quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it!! 1991 V-20 cuddy I/O 350 volvo duo prop, 1998 15ft Grumman 9.9 Johnson
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08-02-2010, 06:04 PM
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willy and randle are both M I A for a while.
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1987 Dual Console / 2007 200 hp E-Tec 
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