My new bow done got me in trouble...

Stinky_Hooker · #1 10-24-2005, 11:35 AM

Well guys I had a nice weekend and spent most of it with the family around the house. Due to me working outside and my wife putting on a yardsale by Sunday evening the house had gotten kinda messy. We decided about 8 or so last night to both jump on it and knock it out in an effort to start our Monday off better.

I started on the obvious things that needed doing as she did the more tedious ones. I finished up most of the housecleaning items that required little sense and was kinda geting distracted when she said "Hey I got something else you can do. *;D "..."Uhh Ok what" I muttered. *::) *"I need you to hang this *bracket in Lexie's room." she replied. I looked at it and decided it had to be cut off and a hole drilled in it. I headed out to the shed to do the work and seen my bow target on my way out. I stopped and looked back at the house for the "warden" and it seemed clear. I said to myself..."SELF, surely it wouldnt hurt to fling a few arrows....it'll only take a minute." I set me up a light with which I could see my target. The light was bright enough to see yet dim enough that it had *that twilight lookin like a deer at dusk look to it. 8) *Yes!! I was ready. I then stepped off my yardage and popped a few. I decided at that point I should go ahead and make a few adjustments to my sights...so I did. Shooting commenced again. I popped off a few and then remembered that I was going to paint a couple yardage marks on the grass earlier in the day but I forgot. I stopped shooting and went into the shed for some spray paint. I came back and painted them where I wanted them and began to shoot again. I sank a few more in the foam and made another adjustment or two. Evidently I lost track of time because a "few" minutes later the wife came to check on my "progress". She stuck her head out the door at about mid draw on what I figured to be my "2nd" or "3rd" shot and bellowed something very NOT happy. She said "WHAT are you doing and WHAT are these stupid painted lines in the grass!!!! >:(She gave me one of these: *>:( and I gave her one of these: *:o and I just said "baby Im sorry I get distracted easily." I quickly tucked tail and ran to the shed to finish up what I had originally came out there for.

Aint marriage grand!!! *::) ;D

Blue_Runner · #2 10-24-2005, 03:13 PM

Whew :o I thought you were target practicing inside the house there for a minute ;D

chumbucket · #3 10-24-2005, 04:08 PM

Ahhh, give it a couple more years buddy. Her >:( won't faze you too much by then. Mine sent me on a mission recently that required me to go to the man-cave for a while. 'nuff said. I was out there for more than a while winterizing a few rods and reels that won't be seeing duty until next year. I heard some unpleasant words being tossed around. An hour or two later I went in the house and shre was already in bed. 8) ;)

willy · #4 10-24-2005, 05:12 PM

With my little Italian CEO it takes more than a couple of hours and when that happens I usually give a glass of wine, wait till she is in bed about ten minutes and then use my skills of persuasion 8) By morning all is well ;D

Stinky_Hooker · #5 10-24-2005, 05:57 PM

Willy,

YOU LIE LIKE A DOG!!!!

;D ;D

chumbucket · #6 10-24-2005, 06:06 PM

;D ;D ;D

willy · #7 10-24-2005, 06:27 PM

;D ;D ;D ;D 8) ;D ;D ;D

reelapeelin · #8 10-25-2005, 11:46 AM

Stinky, I gotta let Willy off the hook here...technically it isn't a lie, IF he REALLY BELIEVES that's what takes place...many of us are under similar delusions... ;) ::)...

Stinky_Hooker · #9 10-25-2005, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by reelapeelin

Stinky, I gotta let Willy off the hook here...technically it isn't a lie, IF he REALLY BELIEVES that's what takes place...many of us are under similar delusions... ;) ::)...

True you are my man. I am under it as well, cept its true...really!!
;D