LOL!!!

[Stinky_Hooker]

WALMART SELLS HUSBANDS

A Walmart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas,Texas, where
a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is
comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back
down except to exit the building. So A woman goes to the shopping center
to find a husband...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
! Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow", so she goes to the fourth floor, and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and
help with the housework.


"Oh mercy me!" So she goes to the fifth fl! oor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help
with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so temptedshe goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are Visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store. Have a nice day....

[Mac_Attack]

Good one Stinky! As I said before DON'T SHOP AT WALLFART! Keep the jokes coming. Bill Mc ;D