Computer Expert

After a hard days work this computer programmer stopped at a lock bar for a drink. As he was sitting at the bar he was looking at his hand and dialing like it was a phone. The bartender was very curious so he asked the man what he was doing?
The programmer said I have invented a built in phone in my hand and tomorrowo I am going to patten it.
The bartender said sir....this area is kind of rough you could get mugged for showing this new product around be careful!!!!!
At this point the programmer asked where the bathroom was, the bartender said go down the hall turn right.
Well....time passed......the bartender was getting concered as the programmer did not come back. So he went to investigate.
When the bartender entered the bathroom, there was the programmer standing against the wall with his pant down, and a roll of toliet paper stuffed up his a$$!!!!!!
The bartender yelled in dismay!!!!! Oh my heavens you haven been mugged I told you to be careful!!!!!
The programmer replied.

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Don't worry I was not mugged...................I'm waiting for the fax to come out!!!!!


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Welcome to the site!!

But, I hope you are not here just to spam us with that search engine link you have here with all kinds of things for sale!!

But just in case I have deleted your link for now!

Enjoy the site!!

[willy]

Who was that masked man that just swooped in here, it's a bird, it's a plane, no its YaBB :o

[macojoe]

It was I in disguise!! ;)

[lumberslinger178]

Originally Posted by macojoe

It was I in disguise!! *;)

lol.... good one mj

[reelapeelin]

Originally Posted by macojoe

It was I in disguise!! ;)

How would we know which disquise ??? ... Zorro ??? ... Robin Hood ??? ... Pink Panther ??? ...

[macojoe]

I am the one in a Pink ToTo!! :-* :P ;)

Going YaBB

[willy]

Ah so CB was right on the fabrics heh Wind Talker, velour not leather ;D

[macojoe]

Nither I like fish nets!!

[parishht]

Red, black or jute colored fishnets?