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A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a
> taxi at the airport. > It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the > cabby if he would come in with him and be a witness. > Suspecting his wife was having an affair, he intended to catch her > in The act. > For $100, the cabby agreed. > Quietly, the husband and the cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. > The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and > there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. > The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I Inherited money. > He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. > He paid for our new cabin cruiser. > He paid for your Green Bay Packer season tickets. > He paid for our house at the lake. > He paid for our country club membership and he even pays the > monthly dues!" > Shaking his head the husband slowly lowered the gun. > He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" > The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he > catches a cold." >
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A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a
> taxi at the airport. > It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the > cabby if he would come in with him and be a witness. > Suspecting his wife was having an affair, he intended to catch her > in The act. > For $100, the cabby agreed. > Quietly, the husband and the cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. > The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and > there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. > The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I Inherited money. > He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. > He paid for our new cabin cruiser. > He paid for your Green Bay Packer season tickets. > He paid for our house at the lake. > He paid for our country club membership and he even pays the > monthly dues!" > Shaking his head the husband slowly lowered the gun. > He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" > The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he > catches a cold." >
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That cabby is a wise man. ;)
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I have told my wife that if she cheats on me to pick a rich guy that can support my boat/fishin addiction.
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*************************************** Stay Safe! Sold - 1984 V-20 Cuddy with a 2003 Johnson 140 hp gas sippin 4-stroke. 1995 Ranger 250C with a 2015 Suzuki 300 hp 4-stroke. |
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That cabby is a wise man. ;)
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Bottom's up!!!
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I'd be digging "another" hole in the backyard. ;D
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I have told my wife that if she cheats on me to pick a rich guy that can support my boat/fishin addiction.
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*************************************** Stay Safe! Sold - 1984 V-20 Cuddy with a 2003 Johnson 140 hp gas sippin 4-stroke. 1995 Ranger 250C with a 2015 Suzuki 300 hp 4-stroke. |
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that hole better be big enough for your corvette hammer.
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hammer aint. stinkpot aint. sawdust aint. rainbow aint. maco sure as sh!t aint. randle? ha ha ha. |
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I'd be digging "another" hole in the backyard. ;D
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that hole better be big enough for your corvette hammer.
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hammer aint. stinkpot aint. sawdust aint. rainbow aint. maco sure as sh!t aint. randle? ha ha ha. |
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