A young Chinese couple gets married(joke)

[THEFERMANATOR]

> A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be
> told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she
> cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
> He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My
> darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I
> pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
> You juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced
> and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
> A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
> for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try
> someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
> More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
> puzzled tone, he asks her...
> "You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable????

Thats a good one. Everytime I call the local Chinese takeout place they tell me Im numba 82..

[parishht]

Now I'm gona be hungry for chinese food all day. ;D ;D ;D