Are You A Democrat, Republican or from the South?

[CaptJ]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such
behavior.
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come
to a consensus.
* This is all so confusing!
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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

I need to move south! BBQ, shorts, longer boating season and people that think like me.

[Road King Cole]

However, I guess I fall into the boring republican group from this test.

rkc

[THEFERMANATOR]

I'm from the south, yet I don't fall into any of these categories. I go for the zombieland rule of the double tap, I want to have ammo left in case anybody else requires it.

[spareparts]

well Ferm, ya know them terrorist do move a round a bit after ya put two in the head, it might take a few more to make stop moving

[Destroyer]

Hmmm... a stock 1911 .45cal carries a stock 7 shot clip, so really it should be Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang Bang, Bang, Bang, click Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang Bang, Bang, Bang click Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang Bang, Bang, Bang.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy,.. Look mom, daddy spelled his initials"!!
Wife: "Show off"
Son: "I'll call the Taxidermist"

[reelapeelin]

I'm from the South...and I resent the implication we go around wasting ammo like that...3 in the head, you know they dead...

THEN call the taxidermist...

[cterrebonne]

Originally Posted by CaptJ

I need to move south! BBQ, shorts, longer boating season and people that think like me.

shorts and a t-shirt in South LA all day today

[RidgeRunner]

Pressure washing in shorts all day yesterday. Painting in shorts today 80 degrees. Gotta come south for boating Capt. Pete.