Accidents do happen!

[tsubaki]

I'm not sure how old this is but..........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhIJO...layer_embedded

[CaptJ]

yup, that's condidered an old classic but still funny to watch.

[CaptJ]

Meant to start a thread for this......oh well...



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> Class 1
> Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
> Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
> Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM...
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> Class 2
> Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?
> Round Table Discussion.
> Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
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> Class 3
> Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
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> Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
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> Help Line Support and Support Groups.
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> How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
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> Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
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> How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed, and Having The Checkbook Pre-Filled and Ready at The Checkout Counter.
> Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
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> Live Demonstration.
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[bradford]

I da only wun profeshunal enuf in dis room to carry a glock 40.....BLAM!!!!

He's lucky he didn't blow one of those kids heads off.

[macojoe]

That was posted here sometime ago, what a ahole