Careful With The Peanuts

[reelapeelin]

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth .
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> > In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
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> > He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
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> > As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
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> > The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
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> > When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.
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> > Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'
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> > The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law.'
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[Blue_Runner]

Oooooo, now that was a unique twist I wasn't expecting....got me on that one.

Well, since you brought it up, when Mrs. Blue's mom was a kid, one of her brothers was messing around and decided to stick a peanut up his nose. I don't remember the details but I'm thinking he was pretty young, like 2 maybe. Anyway, nobody knew he had stuck this peanut up his nose and a few days go by (maybe more?) and the kid's nose start to swell up right between his eyes.

Upon taking him to the doctor they found the peanut had SPROUTED inside his nose!! And this my friend, is a TRUE story!!

[reelapeelin]

Originally Posted by Blue_Runner

Oooooo, now that was a unique twist I wasn't expecting....got me on that one.

Well, since you brought it up, when Mrs. Blue's mom was a kid, one of her brothers was messing around and decided to stick a peanut up his nose. I don't remember the details but I'm thinking he was pretty young, like 2 maybe. Anyway, nobody knew he had stuck this peanut up his nose and a few days go by (maybe more?) and the kid's nose start to swell up right between his eyes.

Upon taking him to the doctor they found the peanut had SPROUTED inside his nose!! And this my friend, is a TRUE story!!

Don't tell me...he grew up to be Jimmy Carter

[Blue_Runner]

Dawg, you stole my punchline.

[Skools Out]

at least you guys can say peanuts look at this news lady


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxI8e2bbXnI

[tsubaki]

I guess if it ain't in her mouth, it's on her mind.