Its Official, I'm a Southerner

Blue_Runner · #1 02-03-2009, 12:49 PM

Its official - I've decided I'm not really a democrat after all. I suspected that I wasn't a democrat all along, but confirmed it after I took this test online.......
I am and have always been a southerner!

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Are You a Republican, Democrat, or Southerner?
The answer can be found by answering the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40 calibre, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

Republican's Answer:
BANG!

Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click "Damn! I'm out!"
Daughter: "Nice pattern Daddy! Were those the Silver Tips, black talons, or them new Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one Daddy?"
Wife: "You ain't takin' THAT to no Taxidermist!"

reelapeelin · #2 02-03-2009, 01:09 PM

BR that's why I got no political affiliations...me 'n you were Southerners the moment we were squirted out!!...

Stinky_Hooker · #3 02-03-2009, 01:58 PM

THEFERMANATOR · #4 02-03-2009, 02:01 PM

I have to admit that I am a REPUBLICAN. I aint gonna waste all of my ammo on the first un I see, I's gonna keep somethin in reserve in case I sees me anudern one.

Blue_Runner · #5 02-03-2009, 03:29 PM

Good point ferm. Hey I like the daughter comment, "Nice pattern daddy..."

reelapeelin · #6 02-03-2009, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue_Runner

Good point ferm. Hey I like the daughter comment, "Nice pattern daddy..."

The wife's comment got me!!...

willy · #7 02-03-2009, 09:22 PM

In Jersey we don't need to see him raise the knife, he just has to be thinking about a knife, then you shoot out both knees so you can ask him some questions like, where are the rest of you buddies.